Affenpinscher

Loyal, inquisitive, and irresistibly funny, this almost human-like toy dog carries a fearless spirit that far exceeds his small size. Like any great comedian, the Affenpinscher’s dead-serious expression is exactly what makes his playful mischief so entertaining.

The Affen’s “ape-like” face has inspired countless nicknames—“monkey dog,” “ape terrier,” and in French, diablotin moustachu (“little mustached devil”). Some even joke that he resembles a Star Wars character, debating whether he looks more like a Wookiee or an Ewok. Standing under a foot tall, these sturdy, terrier-styled dogs take on life with remarkable confidence. As one professional handler puts it: “You don’t really train this breed—you build a friendship. He’s almost like a person.” Their dense, harsh coat is often described as “tidy yet shaggy,” comes in several colors, and is paired with a light, self-assured gait. While they can be stubborn or a bit bossy, most Affens are devoted, affectionate companions who keep their families smiling—so much so that fans of the breed say they don’t own an Affen; the Affen owns them.